Retro Alien Conspiracy T-shirt - Unisex US Cotton Tee

👽 You didn’t come this far to wear basic. Step into the glitchcore meets Area 51 aesthetic with our “Earth is the Conspiracy” tee. The bold neon green alien graphic on jet black cotton doesn’t just catch eyes—it stops scrolls. Whether you're vibing on TikTok, turning heads at a rave, or chilling at the skate park, this tee says you're plugged into the real story.

👽 Designed for Gen Z misfits, alien truthers, and simulation skeptics, this shirt delivers major drip with a dose of ironic mystery. It’s oversized where it matters, loud where it counts, and always ready for street-level chaos.

👽 Why You'll Love It:

🚀 Neon green alien design = instant aesthetic boost

🚀 “Earth is the Conspiracy” = vibe, mood, statement

🚀 Soft, breathable US cotton = made to live in

🚀 Perfect fit for cargos, ripped jeans & chunky sneakers

🚀 Unisex sizing = made for every body

👽 Ditch the dull. Wear the weird. Be the conspiracy.

👽 This T-shirt features a classic fit. For an oversized look, refer to the size Guide above and choose the perfect fit for your style!

✅ Care Instructions:

• Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
• Tumble dry: medium